by flatlander » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:48 pm
Yeah, it almost makes sense... in Freaking Crazy Land!
So the US government paid Saudi Arabians with connections to Afghanistan to attack the US so that we'd have an excuse to attack Iraq? That makes perfect sense - it's so much more elegant than simply paying Iraqis to blow up the World Trade Center - I guess that wouldn't have been sneaky enough. And the plan of hijacking planes to fly into a building as a cover for the thousands of bombs already planted there? Brilliant! It's not like anything could go wrong with that plan. I guess it must have been pretty disappointing when they went through all the work and then had to screw up and totally misinterpret intelligence reports to manufacture a reason for invading Iraq. Seriously, how stupid do you have to be to believe this premise: They (whoever They are) had to have explosives planted in the Towers because if the Towers didn't collapse, the US would have no reason to get really, really angry. Merely killing four plane loads of people by ramming them into buildings just wouldn't cut it on its own, I guess.
The main problem with conspiracy-theory buffs, besides that obvious self-induced insanity, is that they have the critical thinking skills of monkeys. All they do is come up with a premise, ignore everything that is contrary to it while misinterpreting everything else they see. If this type of brain damage is hereditary, I'm sure that their ancestors were crucifying cats to cure warts, burning witches to end droughts, worshiping magic goats because, well, they are magic, and sacrificing human lives to appease the gods during eclipses.
Yeah, people heard a series of explosions when one floor collapsed upon the next. Well, what kind of noise would you freaking expect from that? A farting sound? A meow?
If you can't tell, yeah, I'm ticked off that people are trying to profit of 9/11. I'd like to have my foot perform a conspiracy on their asses. Heck, there was a bestseller in France that claimed that the planes never hit the towers at all - and sure enough, a lot of morons believed that too. There is no conspiracy theory so idiotic that idiots won't believe it.