Does anyone on this board have any funny stories about things that have happened while coaching, officiating, playing, or watching games over the years? Anytime I sit with people that have coached or reffed, they seem to have the funniest stories about things fans, parents, players, or colleagues have said to them during a game or practice. Just wanted to get a topic going for people to share funny anecdotes they've experienced or heard from someone else.
I'm sure plenty have a story of stopping a game at the youth level and handing their whistle to the fan who is extremely passionate and vocal about 3 second violations. A coach once shared a story with me about a funny one-line after calling a time-out. When the referee asked him if he wanted a full or 30 he said, "I don't know, I called it for you so take as much time as you need!"