Two-class obituary

[heimer]

Two-class Basketball, 60, died February 8th, 2023, in Valley City, ND.

Two-class was born near Alsen, ND, in 1963, to parents Three-class and No-girls Basketball. Shortly after birth, Two-class moved with it's family to Hillsboro, where the family remained throughout Two-Class's education

During Two-Class's professional life, Two-class took work in several small communities in North Dakota. Two-class was especially fond of achievements in Munich, Leeds, Halliday, Grenora, Marion, and LaMoure.

After a successful career as a gig worker, Two-class married Wat Ford in the late 80s, and took on jobs with less frequent moves in places like Minot, Bismarck, Dickinson, and Hillsboro, Two-Class's beloved home town.

Following the passing of Two-class's spouse, Two-Class retired, but remained active, spending the final days in a small home on the west edge of Bismarck.

Two-class is survived by a child, Three-class, and adopted children Four-class Football, Two-region Wrestling, and One-class Hockey.

Two-class was preceded in death by a spouse, Wat Ford, a brother, North-star Basketball, and his parents.

Funeral services will be March 18th at the Bismarck Events Center. Visitation will be March 16th and 17th at the events center.

Pallbearers will be Two-Class's colleagues Burro, Spoiler, Titan, Skyhawk, Lion, and Paul J. Internment will take place in Hillsboro.

In lieu of flowers, family members and friends request you send a trophy to everyone.

[Bisonguy06]

Meh. Not your best work.

[Class B]

Clever... but like the 3-Class Plan, it could've used another year for some polishing.

I kid, Heimer.